Well, I guess it was inevitable...a big ol' bodacious Bra traveling around all by herself was bound to attract the attention of The Authorities sooner or later!
But who'da thunk I'd ever end up getting BUSTED
Certainly not me! But, here's how it all went down...
I was in Yellow Springs yesterday to check out a
unique art exhibit I'd read about on the Internet....
My Chaperon,
Esqueleta (a very old but respected local artist) hosted a little cocktail party in my honor which was attended by several other local
celeBRAties...
But then
Esqueleta (being a big old party pooper) started resenting all the attention I was getting
(especially from a cute little bra-ling named Vicky)....
So she broke up the party and made me help her with her
knitting!
Hmphf!...I did not think being a yarn holder was very becoming of one
so
bodacious as I...
...so Vicky and I decided to ditch the
ol' bag of bones and skipped off to see
Woo-Hoo! It was SPECTACULAR!!!
I'd read about the
Knit Knot Tree on the artist's blogs
Jafabrit's Art and
JafaGirlArt, and was so captivated by it's beauty, I just
had to come and see it for myself!
And as I hung upon the brightly colored tree branches, I felt inspired to release my own creativity...as well as my inhibitions...and so - I just
let it ALL hang out!
Apparently this was quite entertaining for the local residents, as they were lining up just to get a gander at this wild and crazy bra hanging upon their tree...even Marco Comegys, Yellow Springs' famous local bra model, stopped by to have his picture taken with me!
But then....
I guess things got a bit too rowdy and I was BUSTED
for "wild flirtation with the local men" and being a "public nuisance"!
Oh the humiliation!
Luckily, the Police Chief let me off with only a stern warning
to "control myself"...
...then he stamped my passport to ensure I'd have a
permanent record
of my very wild and
breastly day in Yellow Springs, Ohio!
The artists/creators of the now
FAMOUS KNIT KNOT TREE in Yellow Springs, Ohio are
Corinne Bayraktaroglu and Nancy Mellon. They were inspired to start this project by a group of graffiti knitters, called
Knitta, who tag inner cities with vibrant, stitched works of art. Corrine, Nancy, and the Tree all have become local
celeBRAties in their own right -
please read more about the Knit Knot Tree
here and
here, and see more amazing examples of other tree sweaters
here and
here!
And in case you're wondering
Why a Knit Knot Tree?
Here's what Corrine says:
"Well it's simple really.
Because we can, because it's fun,
because it makes people smile,
because it brightens up a dreary winter's day,
because children go ooooooh!aaaaaaaah!
because!!!!!! Life is too short to be getting yer knickers in a knot!"